Oh east London!
(Sung to the tune of  ‘When the Saints go Marching in’) 

Oh east London,
Is wonderful,
Oh east London is wonderful,
It's full of t*ts, f*nny and West Ham,
Oh east London is wonderful…

The Blue Flag 
Up your arse and up your arse,
Stick the blue flag up your arse,

From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park,
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse,
 
 
Nigel Reo-coker - Hokey Cokey

You put your left arm in,
Your left arm out,
In out, in out,
You shake it all about,
You do the Reo-Coker and you turn around,
That's what its all about,
Oooohh Reo-Coker,
Oooohh Reo-Coker,
Oooohh Reo-Coker,
Knees bend, arms stretch, ra ra ra.
(Repeat until fade) 
, 
We
Matty Etherington

Oh Matty Matty, Matty Matty Etherington. 
REPEAT.
A good song to show our appreciation for probably our best midfielder.

Chants & Songs submitted by QAZst Ham through and through, Bobby Zamora scores or sets up a goal.